Art
Card Art
Card Specs
| Category | Specification |
|---|---|
| Card Type | Creature - Figurehead |
| Faction | Fake Tech |
| Rarity | R2 |
| Funding Cost | 3F |
Rules Text
Creature Stats
Stat Chart
| HP | STR | INT | FYT | NRG | SWG | PSI |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 250 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 |
Text
[Report User] Pick an enemy creature card to report. If creature is Whypeepo or D.U.D.E.: Fellas Rising faction, ban instantly (kill). All other creatures take 100 Snitching DMG.
[Kickstarter] Flip coin;
Heads, +700 HP, may distribute how you see fit.
Tails, nothing.
[Call the Cops] Force any creature with STR below 4 into hiding for two (2) turns. Usable once (crying wolf).
(*Beware, if attacked with ‘strobe light’ Startup Guy will convulse for 25 turns.)
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