XML file version 0.7 was published 2023-10-28
Below is the complete XML file for use with Cockatrice.
See also:
Note for this release
First version containing Drop02 cards. Many are in a rough state and will require improvement.
Use the button in the top right of the code block to copy all, then insert into the text editor of your choice and save as 'cards.xml'
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<cockatrice_carddatabase version="4">
<sets>
<set>
<name>D01</name>
<longname>Mondo Megabits: Drop 01 - FAKE TECH</longname>
<settype>Custom</settype>
<releasedate>2022-09-01</releasedate>
</set>
<set>
<name>D02</name>
<longname>Mondo Megabits: Drop 02 - Bum Legion 2099 + F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³</longname>
<settype>Custom</settype>
<releasedate>2023-10-09</releasedate>
</set>
</sets>
<cards>
<card>
<name>Wireless Vaccine+-</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to your Think Tank.
[Rapivax] When you activate this ability, place a vaccine counter on target creature.
This card deals 25 DMG to that creature for each vaccine counter.
Unlimited use;
15% chance of turning enemy 100% gay (flip a coin three times like an idiot with nothing better to do) Player may not calculate odds using anything other than a coin.
[Bugelsil] When you activate this ability, place a vaccine counter on each creature an opponent controls with a vaccine counter.
Deals no damage;
One use only;
Strange side effect: The high acidity of the Bugelsil vaccine causes all metal enemy Item cards to corrode and break (opponent must return them to bottom of his deck);
50/50% chance enemy card(s) become gay OR asexual (flip a coin).
[Provaxtrin] When you activate this ability, place a vaccine counter on any number of active Creatures.
One use only;
Blocks HIV and HIV Ex Plus a for ten (10) turns;
Lowers target INT by 2.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Weapon</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="1" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/52/0a/JQi8Ac2m_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>DomeHomie Cortical Modem Chip</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an opposing Creature card.
[PermiTech] Equipped Creature becomes Fake Tech faction until end of turn.
Equipped creature receives 50 MindFuck DMG.
Until end of turn, if a Fake Tech faction card would deal damage to equipped Creature, it deals double that damage to equipped creature instead.
/Paid Programming/ If equipped Creature has INT 3 or lower, that Creature cannot be used unless they are paired with a Product and/or Service We Do EnjoyTM card.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Chromeware</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R3" num="2" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/45/6d/oC5P88R1_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>ADDERALL Prescription</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card.
[(Rail a Line)] The equipped creature may perform two actions in one turn;
This ability costs that creature 50 HP.
+6 INT for 3 turns. This duration overwrites (does not stack) if used again before the end of three turns.
[(Drug War)] Place target creature an opponent controls on the bottom of its owner's deck. Usable once.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Drug</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R3" num="3" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/55/6f/bpmpPJmi_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Failed Crowdfunding</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
[Jack of All Trades, Master of None] Choose one of the following moves to use for Failed Crowdfunding. The item breaks after one (1) use:
Opens can(s): Wow! +25 HP buff to Food Item.
Makeshift chisel or hammer thing: Deals 75 damage or fixes a small object that is not badly broken.
Makeshift zip gun (or is it a USB stick?): Deal 50 DMG to target creature an opponent controls. Sacrifice the creature equipped with Failed Crowdfunding.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Gimmick</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="4" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/f0/cf/HOJ0BktK_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Scientific Proof</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
[For Science!] Negate any attack or spell cast by an enemy Truther card.
/New Evidence Sugggests.../ Only 1 Scientific Proof card may be in play at a time.
Whenever a player plays Scientific Proof, all other instances of the card must be shuffled into the owner's newsfeed.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Scam</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R1" num="5" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/b8/3e/znIfEY3M_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Cell Phone</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
[DM That Girl You Shouldn't Talk To] Equipped creature receives -1000 HP;
Target creature you control gains +150 maximum HP
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Food/Trash</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R1" num="6" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/92/eb/rMHeF9eQ_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Xbox Live Vision Camera (HACKED)</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an opposing Creature card.
/Selective Parasite/ Xbox Live Vision Camera (HACKED) needs a Fake Tech creature card to serve as a host.
If the host card is destroyed, send both cards to discard.
/Illuminating Penetration/ When this item is equipped on a creature, you are allowed to look at the Stowed and Look Hands of the equipped Creature's controller.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Chromeware</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R1" num="7" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/66/12/r0fGdtt0_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Time Machine</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 1F
This Buff enters play attached to a Creature card you control.
When the buffed Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
[Predestined to Play] At some future point in the game you can pay this card's cost--you don't have to right this instant (don't forget).
You actually can't pay the cost to play right now--it would create a time paradox. You need to wait several turns.
Until you pay the cost to play, you cannot win the game.
If you forget to pay the cost to play--even if you make it through the rest of the game, and your opponent forgets that you forgot to pay the cost to play, and both of you agree that you are the winner--if at any future date either of you remembers that you forgot to pay the cost to play, you will then retroactively be declared the loser.
[Clockmaster] Choose an effect from the buffed creature with a duration measured in turns.
Roll a d6, call the result Clyde.
You may make that effect last Clyde turns instead of its normal duration.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Buff</maintype>
<type>Buff - X-Factor</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="8" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/f0/b8/5UcqYUpA_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Startup Guy</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 3F
HP: 250 STR: 2 INT: 5 FYT: 3 NRG: 3 SWG: 3 PSI: 5
[Report User] Pick an enemy creature card to report.
If creature is Whypeepo or D.U.D.E.: Fellas Rising faction, ban instantly (kill). All other creatures take 100 Snitching DMG.
[Kickstarter] Flip coin;
Heads, +700 HP, may distribute how you see fit.
Tails, nothing.
[Call the Cops] Force any creature with STR below 4 into hiding for two (2) turns. Usable once (crying wolf).
(*Beware, if attacked with 'strobe light' Startup Guy will convulse for 25 turns.)
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Figurehead</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3F</manacost>
<pt>HP: 250 STR: 2 INT: 5 FYT: 3 NRG: 3 SWG: 3 PSI: 5</pt>
<HP>250</HP>
<STR>2</STR>
<INT>5</INT>
<FYT>3</FYT>
<NRG>3</NRG>
<SWG>3</SWG>
<PSI>5</PSI>
</prop>
<set rarity="R2" num="9" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/4e/8a/GXVoUYma_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Social Media Mogul's Beard</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an active Figurehead you control.
[CEO's Wrath] Flip a coin--
Heads: Target creature starts flying the new flag. Card enters your Stowed Hand (but is returned to owner when dead).
Tails: The plan fails. Trolling and targeted ads have turned target creature into an extremist. +150 HP, +2 STR, +2 FYT buffs applied.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Relic</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="10" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/d0/db/bOhvP8pd_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Super Computer 1999</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 3F
HP: 400 STR: 0 INT: 8 FYT: 3 NRG: 8 SWG: 4 PSI: 0
[Dual Processors] When paired with another Fake Tech creature, gain a 2x DMG boost for tethered creature.
[Fact Bomb] 75 DMG to all enemy creatures; +200 additional damage against Team RinkBean/The Hive cards.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Lackey</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3F</manacost>
<pt>HP: 400 STR: 0 INT: 8 FYT: 3 NRG: 8 SWG: 4 PSI: 0</pt>
<HP>400</HP>
<STR>0</STR>
<INT>8</INT>
<FYT>3</FYT>
<NRG>8</NRG>
<SWG>4</SWG>
<PSI>0</PSI>
</prop>
<set rarity="R3" num="11" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/83/48/fKXNzdLg_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>The Algorithm</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 3F
HP: 350 STR: 0 INT: 8 FYT: 2 NRG: 10 SWG: 2 PSI: 0
[Alarming Suggestion]: Opponent cannot cast Fake Tech Creature cards for two turns.
[Incognito Mode] View 3 facedown enemy cards.
[Target Audience] Target enemy creature card takes 200 cash DMG. You may target additional creatures by expanding the target audience at the Funding Cost of 1F per added target.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Figurehead</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3F</manacost>
<pt>HP: 350 STR: 0 INT: 8 FYT: 2 NRG: 10 SWG: 2 PSI: 0</pt>
<HP>350</HP>
<STR>0</STR>
<INT>8</INT>
<FYT>2</FYT>
<NRG>10</NRG>
<SWG>2</SWG>
<PSI>0</PSI>
</prop>
<set rarity="R3" num="12" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/12/bf/DI6LREDQ_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Imposter Moon</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 0F
[Toil Dynamo] All friendly creatures' NRG increased by 3 while this Location card remains in play..
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Zone</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R1" num="13" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/22/20/4ZsmDXBp_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>AI Overlord</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 4F
HP: 675 STR: 1 INT: 9 FYT: 1 NRG: 9 SWG: 4 PSI: 3
[Mild Resentment] Discard one (1) card from your hand, then resurrect any discarded robot cards OR take control of opponent's robot cards.
[Maximal Suffering] Target creature takes 175 DMG.
/Mild Resentment v2.0/ Once a player plays AI Overlord, no other player may do so.
[Quantum Predictive Analysis] Any move the opponent makes this turn, say "I predicted you'd do that so I already installed the perfect countermeasures." They cannot do any of their moves. Quexnert's CPU explodes when this is complete--remove AI Overlord from play.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Figurehead</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4F</manacost>
<pt>HP: 675 STR: 1 INT: 9 FYT: 1 NRG: 9 SWG: 4 PSI: 3</pt>
<HP>675</HP>
<STR>1</STR>
<INT>9</INT>
<FYT>1</FYT>
<NRG>9</NRG>
<SWG>4</SWG>
<PSI>3</PSI>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="14" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/d2/73/CObPVcQx_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Blockchain Tech</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
[Aren't You Glad It's Popular] -useless-
[Aren't You Glad I Smoked Weed] -useless-
[Aren't You Glad I'm a Racist] -useless-
[Aren't You Glad I'm at Least as Smart or Possibly a Little Smarter than You] -useless-
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Paradigm Shift</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="15" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/2a/9a/XEgmDtFx_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Crapto Currency</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
After using its effect, send this card to your history.
[50% Off] Enemy deals half DMG next attack.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Scam</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R2" num="16" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/be/01/z2TAB9Jn_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Blockchain Evangelist</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 4F
HP: 325 STR: 2 INT: 5 FYT: 3 NRG: 2 SWG: 2 PSI: 4
[It's the Future of Money] While Blockchain Evangelist is in play, at any point during your turn, any number of times, you may pay two (2) Bitcoin tokens to increase a creature's SWG by one (1).
[It's the Future of Contracts] While this creature is alive, cost to play is reduced by 50% for all cards. You must activate this ability the turn you want to use it.
[BitCoins Millionaire] If Blockchain Tech or Crapto Currency is played while this creature is in play, gain 50 Bitcoin tokens.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Figurehead</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4F</manacost>
<pt>HP: 325 STR: 2 INT: 5 FYT: 3 NRG: 2 SWG: 2 PSI: 4</pt>
<HP>325</HP>
<STR>2</STR>
<INT>5</INT>
<FYT>3</FYT>
<NRG>2</NRG>
<SWG>2</SWG>
<PSI>4</PSI>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="17" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/9c/84/eRpN5m71_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Active Camo</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card.
/Newly Found Freedom/ Sneak damage!
All attacks by Active Camo-equipped creature deal an additional 275 DMG (while cloaked).
/Active Camo/ Enemy must flip a coin when attacking equipped creature.
If Tails, attack misses (no DMG).
If Heads, attack lands.
When hit, Active Camo Suit is disabled for one (1) turn. Equipped creature takes double DMG.
[Whoopsie] Flip a coin:
If Tails, nothing.
If Heads, put equipped creature on the bottom of its owner's deck.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Chromeware</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R5" num="18" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/e7/d0/MhJMR7GY_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Power Cell</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an active Creature you control.
[RECHARGE] Use Power Cell to resurrect any spent electric item.
Return that Item to play equipped to the Creature who used Power Cell.
If recharged item is a weapon, it does an additional 125 DMG.
Send this card to its owner's discard pile.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Ammo</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R2" num="19" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/05/f8/RNekfWyn_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>GhostTec Goop Vial</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This card equips for a 1F cost to an opposing Creature card.
[Goop Extraction] If equipped creature is a Ghost or Paranormal type card, destroy it along with the GhostTecTM Goop Vial.
Convert the resulting explosion of ethereal energy into Ghost Food (heals 5 HP on friendly ghost or paranormal card of your choice).
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Food/Trash</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="20" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/0e/f3/booWdXaQ_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>GhostTec SpectraHub</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 1F
This Buff enters play attached to a Creature card you control.
When the buffed Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
REQUIRES: GhostTecTM Certification Card
/Protective Seal/ While this card is on your field, opponent cannot play any Ghost or Paranormal type cards.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Buff</maintype>
<type>Buff - Enhancement</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R2" num="21" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/8c/75/rV7LVG5b_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>GhostTec Certification Card</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
[I'm an Expert] Convince a creature with INT below 6 that there's a little ghost inside their head that will kill them if they're not naked.
Creature cannot equip any items or armor;
-4 PSI.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Tool</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R1" num="22" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/cd/cd/xwBMkCUg_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>GhostTec HELLmet</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
REQUIRES: GhostTecTM Certification Card
/Stay Out of My Head/ Fake Tech and Spirit attacks deal 1/3 DMG to equipped creature.
Immune to persuasion, gaslighting, trickery, hoaxes, and reason.
Additional 75 HP armor boost.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Armor</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="23" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/2b/42/NRtHlME7_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>GhostTec OdorTizer</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
REQUIRES: GhostTecTM Certification Card
/Ghosts Fart Too/ If this item is equipped to a creature, prevent the next revive your enemy attempts.
Destroy GhostTec Odortizer after two (2) activations.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Tool</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="24" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/e3/13/rpQZSucs_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Mars Teleport Sci Institute</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 0F
When this card enters play, target creature is sent to the institute until this card leaves play. (That creature is considered not on the battlefield).
When this card leaves play, return that creature to play under its owner's control.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Zone</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Verbal Word Bullets</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an active Creature you control.
/Verbal Wordcrime Terror Attack/ When Verbal Word Bullets attaches to a creature, that creature is busy until end of turn. For all subsequent attacks: place a -1 PSI marker (stackable) on target creature. SORRY!
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Weapon</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Understandroid</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
HP: 350 STR: 4 INT: 5 FYT: 2 NRG: 4 SWG: 3 PSI: 7
/Non-Violent/ Understandroid cannot attack.
[Let's. Talk. About, Your. CHILD-HOOD?] Target enemy Creature is distracted for two (2) turns. Distracted enemies take a bonus 25 Gotcha DMG when hit.
[Have. You. Thought. About Why. You. Are. Be-ing. Violent.] Put target creature on the bottom of its owner's deck if its PSI stat is equal to or below 4.
[E-lectric. Shock.] Deals 75 DMG to target Creature.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Footsoldier</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
<pt>HP: 350 STR: 4 INT: 5 FYT: 2 NRG: 4 SWG: 3 PSI: 7</pt>
<HP>350</HP>
<STR>4</STR>
<INT>5</INT>
<FYT>2</FYT>
<NRG>4</NRG>
<SWG>3</SWG>
<PSI>7</PSI>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Internet of Thangs</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
/Autonomous Registration/ When drawing new cards, you may choose to skip any that aren't Fake Tech cards.
Skipped cards are put into the discard pile. Draw a new card for each card discarded in this way.
This sequence may be repeated if Fake Tech cards are re-drawn.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Paradigm Shift</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Roboid Mental Health Check</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
After using its effect, send this card to your history.
[Choose One (1)]
1: Select any Male roboid in play, and exchange it with a Male roboid from your deck.
2: Search target opponent's Newsfeed and Stowed Hand for a Female roboid and add it to your Stowed Hand.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Bailout</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>MyGirls AI-Generated Girlfriend Experience</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to Creature card you control with INT below 5.
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an opposing Creature card equipped with other Chromeware or with NRG below 4.
When this Item is equipped to a Creature, choose one of the following effects:
/Convincing Enough/ Equipped Creature is granted a permanent happiness buff (raise STR by 3 points).
/The MyGirls MyGirlfriend Widget/ Equipped Creature may not attack or defend. (abilities can be used)
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Chromeware</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Life Hacks for Dummies</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 3F
[Life Hacked] -useless-
[The For Dummies App] -useless-
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Infomashun</maintype>
<type>Infomashun - Actually Useful</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Intelligence Blockers</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an opposing active Creature.
[Metal Tuning Fork: Brain-Perfect]
* 75 DMG
* Decreases enemy creature's INT by 7;
* If creature's resulting INT is below 0, creature becomes frenzied (must attack or perform action on a randomly selected target every turn until destroyed).
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Brick O' Brack</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R2" num="32" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/02/21/bWsu8HJ7_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>HyperKush Bevlabs</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an active Creature.
/Upcoming Product Pipeline/ This card comes into play with zero Product counters. You may pay 1F to add a Product counter to this card.
Effects granted to equipped Creature depend on the number of Product counters:
1 counter- BLINK190.000: Gives creature nightvision.
2 counters- EtErne: SWG + 2.
3 counters- New Theoretical Unnamed Low-Calorie Water Facsimile: STR + 4.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Product And/Or Service We Do Enjoy</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R2" num="33" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/f1/06/mg5tqULF_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Power Wand</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an active Creature.
/Hufflepuff's Hex/ -useless-
*Offering this wand to an enemy Rainbow Riot or The Hive creature will win them over to your Stowed Hand.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Brick O' Brack</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R1" num="34" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/36/c2/YygKVrVo_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Authentic World</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 0F
/Authentic World/ When this card enters play, target enemy creature receives the following effects:
-4 SWG
50 Guilt DMG;
Remove faction identity.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Realm</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Shitfan</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card.
[The Future Is Shitty] -1 SWG (stackable)
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Brick O' Brack</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R3" num="36" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/ae/39/MqpTdeJw_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Disarmer</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an active Creature you control.
[GIMME That!] Gain control of an item card from an opponent's battlefield.
[Cop Tickler] Tickle a Thin Blue Whine creature;
+1 Friendship Merit, 200 Tickle DMG on enemy Cop;
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Weapon</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R3" num="37" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/e9/05/6WaXw1Mf_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Budslugs</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Weapon card in play.
/Loaded Ammo/ Budslugs must be attached to a Weapon card (a firearm) before its ability can be used.
[TomoGUNchi] Attached weapon fires twice; for this turn, multiply that Item's DMG by x2
Flip a coin;
If heads, damaged creature receives an additional 50 Burning DMG for two (2) turns;
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Ammo</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Artisanal Camo</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card.
[Goin' Dark] If this card is equipped to the Figurehead in your Think Tank, that creature may take a bathroom break for 2 turns. They cannot be targeted, but they remain Seated while in the bathroom (Think Tank actions still occur).
If this card is equipped to a creature on your frontline, you may steal an item from your foolish enemy. Gain control of target Item card on opponent's battlefield.
Artisanal Camo breaks after two (2) uses.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Chromeware</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>A Magnet</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
*You may only use one of the following effects once.
[Confiscator] You may steal one (1) metallic Item from an enemy.
[Field of Interruption] Stun a metallic/robot creature for two (2) turns
[Enhanced Anatomy] Get hard/erect for ten (10) turns.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Crafting Material</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Cold-Blooded EVA Suit</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
All the benefits of a traditional EVA Suit, but you're also invisible to robots and fireproof. Jetpack sold separately. Comes with an internal rebreather with a large supply of oxygen. Jetpack sold separately, stop asking!
/Space Suit/ Equipped creature can move in space with no depressurization debuffs. Helmet completely conceals face.
No other Armor can be worn.
/Heat-Dispersing Anti-bac Mesh/ Equipped creature is fireproof/coldproof, thermally undetectable, and untargetable by robots, cameras, turret systems, the autistic, and heat-seeking missiles.
AI-controlled weapons have a 50% chance to miss.
[Cold Blooded] Equipped creature immune to heat-seeking attacks, computer targeting, etc., etc. +350 HP buff in lieu of armor bonus (it's squishy) and creature cannot be burned or frozen.
+6 SWG, this suit looks really sick.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Armor</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Mannitol Nanomachine Injector</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
/MANN-I-TOTALED/ Equipped creature takes damage as usual but also stores that damage in the balls as Nuts DMG. Keep track of your creature's Nuts DMG.
[MANNITOL RELEASE] Equipped creature releases all stored Nuts DMG and deals it to target creature an opponent controls.
Equipped creature cannot fire back DMG if it has stored a lethal amount of damage (compared to maximum HP). Destroy the equipped creature.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Tool</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>The Pursuit of Knowledge</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 0F/4F
[R'n'D Hall Pass] Search your deck for two weapons and put them into play. You may equip two weapons you control.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Challenge</maintype>
<type>Challenge - Tutorial Mission</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F/4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0F/4F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>The Living House</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 0F
[Jail Team] All Fake Tech creatures take 25% DMG. Lasts five (5) turns.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Real Estate</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Skillbo Bowlins (Quad-Ought Gauge)</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
[Oi Yeh Were Pictured at 'n Event Wiffout a Mask] 475 DMG; 50 DMG blowback to user.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Weapon</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Guess What LOL</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 5F
[GUESS WHAT?: Paradigm Shift] I can't believe it.
BQQM. +1 Globehead Revelation to enemy creature card;
Target stunned for three (3) turns. You're telling me the sky is actually a bubble and space is made of water?
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Infomashun</maintype>
<type>Infomashun - Cosmology</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>5F</FundingCost>
<manacost>5F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Does Not Exist!</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
After using its effect, send this card to your history.
[Private Video] When you activate this card, play a creature card face-down.
/Notifications On/ The face-down creature is unaffected by summoning sickness. You may use its attacks/abilities normally.
/Aaand It's Gone/ Whenever you use the face-down card (attacks or abilities), your opponent may guess what card it is.
If your opponent guesses correctly, destroy the creature.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Ability</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="47" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/a1/3f/LZhgOQiS_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Cyber Optic Facemask</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
Requires empty face slot.
[FAKE.TECH//REAL.LIFE] Equip the Cyber Optic Facemask.
+25 Armor until end of turn. Deflect all AIRSOFT;
Ability to crash airplanes with face laser;
Ability to stun target creature for one (1) turn with 75,000 lumen LED SWAT strober;
+3 SWG until end of turn.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Armor</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Bogus Freeze Gun</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
Useless item. Can only be sold for mana.
[Sell Bogus Freeze Gun to Gullible Poverty-Stricken Kid] You lie to a kid with bruises all over him and a hunger belly-he gives you every credit he has for the Bogus Freeze Gun.
+15 wei -3 Hours of Sleep.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Brick O' Brack</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Lushsux Dix</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 5F
HP: 1100 STR: 6 INT: 9 FYT: 4 NRG: 3 SWG: 5 PSI: 2
[Tokenize Haters] Usable once. Lushsux Dix can tokenize a 5 INT or lower creature, selling him on OpenSea for 250 HP. Tokenized creature is unable to act without paying hefty gas fees (1 extra funding cost per action).
[Huff Hardcore] If you have the Spray Paint Can item, Lush can use it to get really, really (really) high - borfing down a full fat cap blast. Incredible buff.
4x DMG for next attack; Lushsux Dix permanently loses 3 INT (stackable) and 100 Max HP.
[No, U Sux] Bodyslam attack. 500 DMG to target, 50 Self DMG to Lushsux Dix because tailbone (coccyx) hit curb weirdly.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Nemesis</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>5F</FundingCost>
<manacost>5F</manacost>
<pt>HP: 1100 STR: 6 INT: 9 FYT: 4 NRG: 3 SWG: 5 PSI: 2</pt>
<HP>1100</HP>
<STR>6</STR>
<INT>9</INT>
<FYT>4</FYT>
<NRG>3</NRG>
<SWG>5</SWG>
<PSI>2</PSI>
</prop>
<set rarity="R6" num="50" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/90/05/iwNdhxVn_o.png">D01</set>
<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Calcuusl</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to a Figurehead you control.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another Creature.
When the attached Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
[Number Flubber] Use advanced magi-matic Aljebra and Calcuusl to rig the numbers in your favor.
Convince your foes that they counted wrong: reduce all DMG dealt to your creatures by 100 for the next three (3) turns; you may activate this once.
Dispose of this card after the three (3) turns have passed. There is now a new math: Cralaclus.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Skill</maintype>
<type>Skill - Magic Arts</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>CAPTCHA Verification</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
After using its effect, send this card to your history.
CAPTCHA Verification may not be activated the turn it came into play.
[V E R I F I C A T I O N] Flip a coin.
If heads, the enemy succeed the CAPTCHA. That player may place a +1 counter on every stat for a robotic creature they control. That robot is now verified.
If tails, the enemy failed the CAPTCHA. Skip that player's next turn, TIME WASTED.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Security Measure</type>
<Rarity>R</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>NASNA Studios</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 0F
/UberEats Pays You $55 Million for a Cutaway Ad on the NASNA Venus Surface Diamond Hunting Live Stream/
When this Location enters play, roll a six-sided die. You gain Funding equal the the die result divided by two (rounded down).
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Zone</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Electric Chairman</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 3F
HP: 700 STR: 2 INT: 8 FYT: 3 NRG: 6 SWG: 6 PSI: 7
/Disabled/ Receive Double (2X) DMG from electric attacks. Weak to EMPs. Electric Chairman is classified as a robot (receives robot-specific DMG).
[Y Combinator Massacre] 675 DMG to Ponzi Ca$ino cards.
[I'm Gonna Need a Little Help Shitting] Electric Chairman takes no DMG from Shit Attacks.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Figurehead</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3F</manacost>
<pt>HP: 700 STR: 2 INT: 8 FYT: 3 NRG: 6 SWG: 6 PSI: 7</pt>
<HP>700</HP>
<STR>2</STR>
<INT>8</INT>
<FYT>3</FYT>
<NRG>6</NRG>
<SWG>6</SWG>
<PSI>7</PSI>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Rogue Implant</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an opposing Creature card.
/Invasive Implant/ This Item cannot be moved to another creature once equipped.
[Rogue Implant] I- can't br-breathe!
Kill any Fake Tech or Tantillo Systems creature instantly. When this ability is used, destroy Rogue Implant.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Chromeware</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>20mm Hyperkinetic Rounds</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Weapon card you control.
/Loaded Ammo/ 20mm Hyperkinetic Rounds must be attached to a Weapon card (a firearm) before its ability can be used.
[Collateral-Clip That] Do I not have NVIDIA Highlights on?
Load 20mm Hyperkinetic Rounds into any firearm item;
Fire! Attack any two (2) creatures-the bullet goes right through them for 1000 DMG each;
20mm Kyperkinetic Rounds-equipped firearm is broken and unrepairable (discard it). Operator takes 250 Sight DMG and 250 Deafness DMG (permanent ringing in ears, night blindness).
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Ammo</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Megamix</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
After using its effect, send this card to your history.
[Fake:///] Roll a six sided-die.
Target opponent loses Funding equal to half of that amount (rounded down), and you gain Funding equal to the Funding lost this way.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Scam</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Lunar Drillbit</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
[I'm Gonna SkullFuck Your Little Eye Socket With My SIlly Funny Space You, You're Fucked] 25 DMG;
Permanently affect target's eyesight (curse/debuff), 50% chance of landing attacks (opponent must flip a coins when attacking with cursed creature).
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Tool</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Research Element 151</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an opposing Creature card.
/The Glow/ Causes permanent radiation poisoning after equipped creature has it for one full turn.
Radiation poisoning causes 25 DMG per turn to afflicted biological creatures at end of turn.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Crafting Material</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Utopia Scrupulous Automation</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
[Procedurally-Generated Housewives of Orange County] S18E119v4: Melissa Cleans House
Stun all enemy Whypeepoo, The Hive and Team Pinkbean creatures for three (3) turns;
Distribute Morsel food item to all friendlies. Each creature you control gains 25 HP.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Paradigm Shift</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Fingerprint DNA Backup</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
After using its effect, send this card to your history.
["Like"-New] There's definitely something new about you.
The next time your Seated Figurehead would die, revive it with a max of 350 HP, and delete (destroy) Fingerprint DNA Backup card.
The creature remains Seated in your Think Tank.
Revived creature cannot attack or use abilities.
/System Security Breach/ When you use this card, opposing Tantillo Systems faction creatures may attempt blackhat domination on revived creature.
Opponent may roll one (1) six-sided die for every creature they control from the Tantillo Systems faction.
If rolled result is a 5 or 6, revived creature enters the enemy's Stowed Hand.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Bailout</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Internal Power Unit</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a biological/humanoid Creature card you control.
/Invasive Implant/ This Item cannot be moved to another creature once equipped.
/Guaranteed Cancer/ Equipped creature dies after 30 turns.
But it's worth it cuz they can wallrun and do flips.
[Stark... Tony Stark] Must kick-start the nuclear engine- do 100 crunches and wait one (1) turn. This must be done before you can utilize the buffs.
Increase STR to 8;
Increase DMG dealt by 200;
Susceptible to EMP and electric attacks--creature becomes 'robot' type.
Weak Point: Any firearm critical hits cause instant death- BOOM!
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Chromeware</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Restraint Gun</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
[Stay_Put] Target is fired upon and wrapped up in--plastic six pack rings and shibari rope--the restraint net. Small chance to strangle and suffocate enemy.
Target creature is stunned for two (2) turns;
Roll d6. If 6, creature has its neck tangled tightly into the net, and is promptly Choked to Death.
Robots/non air-breathing creatures cannot be suffocated.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Weapon</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Polycosmic Manipulation</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
After using its effect, send this card to your history.
[Reversomorphification] Flip a coin.
Heads: You get a buff that says "The next Discredit attack against your narrative fails. This buff is destroyed immediately after." OR you may reduce your opponent's narrative by one (1). This is a forced effect and not a Discredit attack itself.
Tails: Both players put back one card from their Stowed Hand, shuffle.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Security Measure</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Eye of Providence</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to an active Fake Tech Creature you control.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another Creature.
When the attached Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
One (1) Fake Tech creature must be under your control to activate this card.
[TSA Style] Enemy must reveal their Stowed Hand.
Steal 2 non-creature Fake Tech cards, put them into your Stowed Hand.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Skill</maintype>
<type>Skill - Tech/Steam Arts</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>TIA Wave Projector</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
[30 Ministrokes Per Second] Zap!
-4 SWG;
50 Piss DMG;
75 Shit DMG;
(125 total Piss and Shit DMG);
Target loses ability to speak/think. Faction affiliation stripped--no longer receives faction-specific buffs;
Target creature will be placed in nursing home four (4) turns after casting (you'll die here). Destroy the creature at the end of the four turns.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Weapon</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Roborg the Robot Cyborg</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 3F
HP: 300 STR: 4 INT: 3 FYT: 2 NRG: 3 SWG: 1 PSI: 4
/Strange Glitch/ Roborg can only use each ability once until all three have been used, then they refresh at the end of that turn.
[Security Protocol C: Terminate] Roborg the Robot Cyborg identifies a threat and attacks.
200 DMG. Electric shock attack. 2X DMG vs robot creatures.
[Electric Shield: Deploy] Roborg deploys an impenetrable shield for himself and his two buddies.
Nothing comes in or out, attack-wise, for two (2) turns;
Enemies who attempt to melee attack a shielded creature take 200 DMG, big mistake.
[Listen To Me I'm Still Ryan] It's only a glitch. Still creepy though.
Stun yourself for one (1) turn.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Footsoldier</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3F</manacost>
<pt>HP: 300 STR: 4 INT: 3 FYT: 2 NRG: 3 SWG: 1 PSI: 4</pt>
<HP>300</HP>
<STR>4</STR>
<INT>3</INT>
<FYT>2</FYT>
<NRG>3</NRG>
<SWG>1</SWG>
<PSI>4</PSI>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Armor of Self Confidence</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
Fragile to EMPs. If electricity is cut, this card is void.
[Unwavering Resolve] Impervious to attacks for the next turn. Afterwards, a lesser buff persists.
Take no damage from mental attacks (Verbal Word Bullets, Assault Speech, psyop cards, etc.);
When you have less than 200 HP, your next attack deals 2X DMG;
Usable once.
/Too Sure of Yourself/ Chance encounters do not go in your favor--too cocky, Lady Luck no likey.
Lose all attempts on coin flips and die rolls while this card is in play. Don't tempt fate.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Armor</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Cialamin</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
[Go All night] A creature on Cialamin gains one (1) extra action per female creature currently in play (females themselves cannot take Cialamin but robots, androids, demons, etc., can). Useable once per night (turn).
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Drug</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Liquid Physics</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 3F
Oh yeah! This is the FUTURE right here.
[Accasional Crash and Glitch] Disable an electronic card. If target is a creature, creature must be less than 7 STR otherwise its clock speed is too strong will successfully run the waterfall sim.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Infomashun</maintype>
<type>Infomashun - Cosmology</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Camera Loop</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to an opposing Active Zone.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved.
When the attached Active Zone's player loses, send this card to discard.
[UNSUPERVISED] For the rest of this turn, electric/electro attacks and hacking you perform against targets in the attached Active Zone may be done twice; once normally and once clandestine.
You may choose new targets for the clandestine attacks, and they cannot be blocked or avoided.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Skill</maintype>
<type>Skill - Tech/Steam Arts</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Gauss Rifle</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control with STR 7 or higher.
Note: Despite the Gauss Rifle being an incredibly high-tech weapon, it is fully mechanical and features no electronic parts. CAPABLE OF FIRING IN SPACE.
[Nuclear Armistice Loophole] Bust off.
1600 DMG;
Upon firing, 200 DMG to self and +6 SWG.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Weapon</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Busted Pharmaceutical Kiosk</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to your Active Zone.
Once equipped, this Item gains an HP value of 500.
[ObubbaCare] Heal any creature from Gross Shit / BRICs / Rainbow R!ot factions - up to 150 HP per turn.
Ends once destroyed-
Sensitive to electro attacks (2X DMG);
5% chance to receive RARE HEROIN.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Gimmick</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Phagic Rebel</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
[Free Harvey Oswald] Fire the Phagic Rebel at a biological creature;
On next turn: affected creature has a chance to remove poison if they have a healer ally/poison removal item/PrEP;
One turn later: creature loses eyesight (flip a coin to land attacks);
After final (hospice) turn: creature drops dead of Dyna-AIDS.
[Unlikely Restock] If you have a BRICS creature in play, you can buy another bullet for 200 HP (any friendly creature may make the sacrifice).
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Weapon</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Monocular Supercomputer</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
[Peeping Tom] Inspect any cards from your opponent's hand, at your leisure (take your time). You may also take a peep at the top (5) cards from their deck.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Tool</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Missionate</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 1F
This Buff enters play attached to a Creature card you control.
When the buffed Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
/I Saved The World/ Buffed creature's SWG increases to 10,
If an opposing Creature deals damage to buffed Creature, send the opposing Creature to the bottom of its owner's newsfeed.
Both effects last for two (2) turns.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Buff</maintype>
<type>Buff - Power-Up</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Harp of Conflict</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
[Starships On Fire] 125 DMG each, for three (3) separate projectiles;
All hit creatures burn for three (3) turns @ 50 DMG/turn.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Weapon</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Hedonic Treadmill</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 1F
This Buff enters play attached to a Creature card you control.
When the buffed Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
/Learned How To Not Give A Fuck About Anything, I'm All Fucked Up/ You may target a friendly or opposing Creature with this ability.
Affected creature cannot be healed;
Affected creature cannot suffer negative status effects (mental state, burning, poison, bleeding).
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Buff</maintype>
<type>Buff - Feather-in-Cap</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>GMS Gimme My Space Mk III Energy Projector</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
/Air_BAG/ Survive one (1) vehicular attack by using the GMS Mk. III like a retrorocket... Sacrifice this card after this effect activates.
[GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!] A giant invisible force blasts forth, ragdolling your enemy thatta way.
Knocks an enemy creature 30 feet away;
Stunned for one (1) turn;
75 DMG;
Affected creature cannot melee attack you again.
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<name>Jack Jill Vyco and DIN</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 4F
HP: 1500 STR: 0 INT: 20 FYT: 0 NRG: 10 SWG: 12 PSI: 0
/Bicameral_Mind/ When you play this card, it becomes two (2) creatures. You may use toilet paper and coins if you do not have multiple copies of this card and/or official Mondo Megabits stat tokens (they look like red and blue jellybeans-you should have some in your starter pack SWAG SABRESTACHE). Stack coins on top of toilet paper to represent stats. Each piece of toilet paper gets exactly half the stats shown on this card.
/Lost in the Sauce/ When either Vyco (Jack) OR [D.I.N.] (Jill) uses a Drug item, they both enjoy the effects, and for double (2x) the duration.
/Jack In, Plug Out/ If Vyco (Jack) and [D.I.N.] (Jill) do not both consume a Drug Item at least once every (5) turns, destroy them.
[Bad, Together] Copper wire theft attack.
300 DMG if both Vyco (Jack) and [D.I.N.] (Jill) are still alive.
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<card>
<name>EcoTactic Green Weapons</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
After using its effect, send this card to your history.
[Mostly Peaceful Beatdown] Bust some heads, then toss the evidence over the side of the bridge with no littering guilt.
Incapacitate any Whypeepo creature for two (2) turns;
The Hive/Intelligentsia creatures cannot be harmed by The Thin Blue Whine creatures for ten (10) turns.
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<card>
<name>Time Cube</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to your Think Tank.
[The Golden_Hours] Cap all enemy creatures' INT at 4 maximum for two turns.
/Moonlit Opus/ If Time Cube is played while a Moon card is the active Location, you may revive three (3) creatures from your graveyard.
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<card>
<name>Temperature Regulator</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Weapon card you control.
/Pre-Heat/Dethaw/ Equipped creature is unaffected by burning or freezing effects.
/TemPerfectTM/ Attach this item to an elemental weapon to extend burning or freezing duration by one (1) turn.
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<card>
<name>Hot Potato (Nanite Swarm)</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an opposing Creature card.
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an opposing Item card.
[Swarmed] The mercury cloud casts dread upon your enemies.
775 DMG to robots.
175 DMG to biological creatures.
Instantly destroys weapons, armor, bomb shelters, metalic buildings, equipped electronic devices.
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<card>
<name>Amplifier Circuit</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an Item card you control.
/Hotshot/ You wire the Amplifier Circuit into an electro device of your choice. Ex: 'Electric Rifle'.
Doubles DMG/effect of electro item.
/Overcharge/ Small chance to inflict immense self-DMG. Roll d6.
=1: Lose 475 HP.
=2: Lose 75 HP.
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<card>
<name>Cecil The Manic Bike Helmet</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
/SmartHat/ Equip Cecil. It's so cool, he has a name. He's my friend.
+75 HP armor buff;
Immune to being instakilled/headshotted
Max INT while helmet is equipped;
Ability to removeview Sean White BMX sessions from the past and future.
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<card>
<name>Panopticon You</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to an opposing active Creature with INT below 7.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another Creature.
When the attached Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
[Viral Sensation] Remove the attached Creature from play and place them at the bottom of their owner's deck.
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<maintype>Skill</maintype>
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<card>
<name>APPLY</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 3F
[APPLY(c) Pressure] Your next two (2) stun attacks last twice as many turns.
[Wireless Nausea Beam (LEGAL)] Can cause a creature to vomit up a food item used in prior turn. Cancel HP gains, inflict 25 Vomit DMG, -3 SWG (spit up all over your Helly Hansen). Use once.
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<card>
<name>Nopalgarthian Emplacer</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
[Parasitic Takeover] This is really gonna suck.
Take control of one (1) opponent creature for three (3) turns;
Puppet creature does 50% damage.
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<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
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<card>
<name>Teleport Tracker</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to your Think Tank.
[INSTANT TRANSMISSION] Retrieve any teleportation card from your deck.
If you control the Location card in play, you get a free dodge against one (1) incoming attack.
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<maintype>Item</maintype>
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<card>
<name>Stealth Warp</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to an opposing Creature.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another Creature.
When the attached Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
Stealth Warps deliver a small EMP upon activation, disabling comms and surveillance. This Skill may be attached to any opposing Creature regardless of protection or targeting limitations.
[Stealth Warp] An otherwise unattackable card (shielded, in hiding, in a bunker, in witness protection, etc.--and even: divine, ephemeral, time-paradoxical, non-existent, traveling at light speed, and so on (i.e., for any reason)) can now be attacked once,
with a 4X crit DMG buff.
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<maintype>Skill</maintype>
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<card>
<name>Portal Formula</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to an active Creature you control.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another Creature.
When the attached Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
/Double Warp/ When this card is attached to a creature, search your deck for two (2) copies of the same Creature card, reveal them, and put them into your Stowed Hand.
If you cannot find two (2) copies of the card, this effect does nothing.
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<card>
<name>Waypoint Database</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to an active Creature you control.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another Creature.
When the attached Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
/I Hold the Keys/ Any teleportation moves/pranks are foiled by your omniscient failsafe.
Whenever an enemy creature attempts a warp, equipped creature deals 200 DMG to that creature and the effect of the warp fails.
[What I Now Know] Any creatures who have teleported in the last five (5) turns have their dox dropped on PortalForums, leading to intense paranoia and reluctance to teleport again in the future. Incredible psychological debuff.
-4 PSI
-50 Max HP
Those creatures can no longer attack Tantillo Systems creatures.
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<card>
<name>Long Warp</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to a Creature you control.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another Creature.
When the attached Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
[Long Warp] Play one round of Rock-Paper-Scissors with your opponent.
If you win, receive 1x Teleportation Token, giving you a free instant dodge from an attack of your choice.
If you lose, discard the top card of your deck.
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<card>
<name>Economy Warp</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to an active Creature you control.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another Creature.
When the attached Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
/In a Flash/ When this card becomes attached to a creature, that creature gets 1 Teleportation Token for each electronic item in your possession.
Each Teleportation Token token can be spent as a free dodge against an incoming attack.
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<card>
<name>Inscribe and Requite</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to your Think Tank.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved.
/Selective Warp/ When you equip this card, search your deck for one (1) card, reveal it, then place it back into your deck and shuffle.
At any point in the game, you may sacrifice an Item card to retrieve your previously selected (teleported) card and move it to your Stowed Hand.
/Defective Warp/ If this card is used while enemy has a Tantillo Systems creature in play, your teleport app is hacked, compromising your warp and leaving your atoms shredded and spliced with roach DNA.
Instant death to a creature of enemy's choice.
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<card>
<name>Planet B</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 0F
[Liftoff] As soon as this card is drawn, the controller may put it into play. If they do, all cards with odd-numbered rarity rankings get launched into space (destroyed).
Each player may draw half of the number of cards lost. All players draw new cards. You wanted this. This is good.
View enemy's newly drawn hand - choose two (2) cards to remove.
[False Hope Hoax] Planet B is actually a projection on a giant dinner plate floating in space. There is no liftoff.
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<card>
<name>Cardboard Robot</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 5F
HP: 100 STR: 2 INT: 1 FYT: 2 NRG: 0 SWG: 3 PSI: 1
If you have a Tantillo Systems creature in play, Cardboard Robot can be retrofitted to use weapon items - making him less of a bitch.
*Cardboard Robot takes 3X DMG from fire attacks.
*Cardboard Robot may seem like a bitch, but is actually pretty cool.
*Cardboard Robot is low on battery
Robo-Blast: Cardboard Robot unleashes a hailstorm of tiny paper balls out of his twin chainguns!
200 x 0.25 DMG
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<HP>100</HP>
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<card>
<name>Final Narrative</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
After using its effect, send this card to your history.
[Didn't Happen; Can't Prove It Did; Debunked] Choose one of the following effects.
- Remove all DMG and status effects caused by last enemy turn.
- If an opponent increased their Narrative Score last turn, decrease their Narrative Score by 2.
- If your Narrative Score equals 4, you win the game.
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<type>Tactic - Security Measure</type>
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<card>
<name>Fake Tech</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 3F
[Looks Real to Me] All Fake Tech card effects gain one (1) extra turn to their duration.
All attacks deal 75 additional DMG.
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<Faction>Fake Tech</Faction>
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<card>
<name>The Tools You Need</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 4F
If you control this card at the end of your turn, you may Proselytize at no cost.
[JACKED UP] You feel that?
♦ Up to two (2) Bum Legion: 2099 cards currently in play gain 2X DMG for three (3) turns.
♦ At the end of three (3) turns, buff wears off and affected creature take 200 DMG. Use aggressively.
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<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
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<card>
<name>Raw Truth</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
/Unappetizing/ Your opponents reveal their Stowed Hands. All opposing Food cards in play and in Hand are sent to discard.
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<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Boobie Trap</type>
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<card>
<name>Bum Army</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 3F
/Bum Army Anthem/
When this card enters play,
♦ +100 HP to all Bum Legion 2099 creatures currently in play.
Verbal History: Surviving bums pass the torch.
♦ So long as one (1) Bum Legion 2099 creature that was present for the anthem is still alive, all Bum Army creatures still get a +50 HP health buff
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<card>
<name>Phonebook Armor</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
/Made it to Page 486/
♦ Take no DMG from firearms. Can deflect 3 ballistic attacks before falling apart.
♦ Concurrent fire DMG lasts twice as long while you have Phonebook Armor equipped
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<name>No Good Deed</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 2F
[Want This 20?] Sting a target creature with 400 wasps. 500 DMG
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<card>
<name>Russian Bum Fire</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
[Быстрая Pазминка]
Throw an EXPLOSIVE PISS GRENADE at two neighboring enemies.
♦ 125 DMG to each creature.
♦ 50 burn DMG next turn.
♦ If attacked creature is already poisoned, the toxic piss elixer will overhaul their immune system and provide an instant kill.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Weapon</type>
<Rarity>R</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Armor of Don Quixote</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 2F
[Protection, AIDS Active] Equip this armor.
♦ Creature takes half DMG from all sources.
♦ Creature's attacks take 2 turns to land.
♦ Invisible to Thin Blue Whine and FEMACUBE creatures. Cannnot be targeted.
♦ Creature can search deck for any card that has the word 'shit' in it, and add to hand.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Armor</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Badd Notification</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
[Game Over] Lose it all.
Choose a creature controlled by target player.
♦ The targeted player sacrifices that creature and all Items they control in their Active Zone
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Bad News</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Survival Arts</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to your Active Zone.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another target.
When your Active Zone contains no creatures, send this card to discard.
/Now You're Really Bummin'/
All Bum Legion creatures you control gain +1 on all stats as long as this card is equipped to your Active Zone.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Skill</maintype>
<type>Skill - Lifestyle Arts</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Extra Gas</name>
<text>R3 Funding Cost: 4F
If you control this card at the end of your turn, you may Proselytize at no cost.
[Running on Shit Fumes]
♦ The next enemy attack or spell takes 3 turns to land.
♦ Creature who attacks next takes 50 Shit DMG
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Agenda</maintype>
<type>Agenda - Hoax</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>King of Dogs</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 4F
HP: 450 STR: 7 INT: 3 FYT: 7 NRG: 5 SWG: 6 PSI: 4
[Putrid Mange] Two target opposing creature cards are poisoned.
♦ -50 HP per turn for three (3) turns
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Figurehead</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
<pt>HP: 450 STR: 7 INT: 3 FYT: 7 NRG: 5 SWG: 6 PSI: 4</pt>
<HP>450</HP>
<STR>7</STR>
<INT>3</INT>
<FYT>7</FYT>
<NRG>5</NRG>
<SWG>6</SWG>
<PSI>4</PSI>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Tweaked</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 1F
This Buff enters play attached to an active Creature card.
When the buffed Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
[Tweaked] Just a puff.
The buffed creature may now attack twice in one turn, for two (2) turns. When the effect ends, this card stays in play (addicted).
But: (slight drawback!)
whenever buffed creature attacks, roll two(2) six-sided dice.
On snake eyes: you must sacrifice an Item card you control.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Buff</maintype>
<type>Buff - Boost</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Dirty Hypo Needles</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
CHANCE CARD. Choose an enemy creature to use the trap on. Flip a coin.
Heads: If heads, enemy creature notices your bio trap last second. Close one!
Tails: ENemy creature contracts AIDS : ) ..and it goes full blown fast………none of that Magic Johnson fancy stuff this is the REAL OG GAY CANCER. It’s really a tragedy.
150 HP per turn. Can be cured by “AIDS GAY SPECIALIST” creature
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Boobie Trap</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Open Manhole</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
[Fecal Egress] Use Open Manhole to dodge any one attack.
♦ Bum Legion 2099 creatures heal 25 HP from the soothing fecal salve.
♦ Bum Legion 2099 creatures have a chance of discovering something useful in the muck. Roll 15 or higher on a d20 and search your deck for one (1) item card to add to your hand.
♦ All other creatures take 25 damage. "The dookie, it burns!"
♦ Team PinkBean cannot use this tactic because they're scared of a little doo, pussies. We live for this shit
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Bailout</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>The Actor's Curse</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
Trip Hazard: 2 last used enemy creatures are stunned for two (2) turns.
dream shatterer: all agenda cards in play are foiled. does not include narrative cards
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Boobie Trap</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Psychic Hobo Initiation</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 0F/4F
When this card is activated, you may sacrifice 75 HP from a creature you control and discard one(1) Drug card.
If you do, that Creature can now use psychic powers to null two (2) enemy moves of your choice-
any enemy cards in play are subject to move nullification.
Your psychic creature deals 200 additional DMG on next attack
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Challenge</maintype>
<type>Challenge - Tutorial Mission</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F/4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0F/4F</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Human Shield</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to a Bum Legion 2099 Creature you control.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another Creature.
When the attached Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
Equipped creature can now shield itself with a different creature of your choice when attacked.
The shield Creature takes damage instead of equipped Creature.
If more than lethal damage is dealth to the shield, the remaining damage is carried over to the equipped creature.
If host creature is destroyed, place this card at the bottom of your deck
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Skill</maintype>
<type>Skill - Skill Arts</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Jenkem Whippet</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an active Creature.
[When It Hits]
Creature gets high and has to sit down for 3 turns.
♦ +1 Visceral Thrill
♦ -3 IN
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Drug</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Sky Bums</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 4F
If you control this card at the end of your turn, this card performs your turn's Proselytize at no cost.
/Psionic Bum Protection/
While this card is on the field all Bum Legion creatures gain Max PSI points
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Agenda</maintype>
<type>Agenda - Divine</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>TK Knight</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 4F
HP: 350 STR: 5 INT: 4 FYT: 5 NRG: 6 SWG: 4 PSI: 8
[Pick Up a Guy With You Mind Throw Him at a Wall Hahaha]
♦ 150 DMG.
[Mynd Vyrus, Fear Incarnate]
♦ Creatures with under 300 HP cannot attack you.
♦ Opponent must reshuffle card. Can only be done twice.
[Shortsword Sweep]
♦ 50 DMG, stuns for one turn.
♦ Target creature will come down with tetanus in 60 days.
Red Solo Hans Solo, Beat Your Cup Stacking PR: 3.4 seconds, holy shit. You did it!
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Footsoldier</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
<pt>HP: 350 STR: 5 INT: 4 FYT: 5 NRG: 6 SWG: 4 PSI: 8</pt>
<HP>350</HP>
<STR>5</STR>
<INT>4</INT>
<FYT>5</FYT>
<NRG>6</NRG>
<SWG>4</SWG>
<PSI>8</PSI>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Ditch Contraband</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to your Active Zone.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved.
When your Active Zone contains no creatures, send this card to discard.
[Drop Spot]
Reveal a Drug card from your hand and attach it to this card face-down (it is not in play yet).
On your next turn, you may deploy the attached card at no cost
and attach it to a Bum Legion 2099 creature you control without paying the equip cost.
[Drop Dat Shit]
Discard this card along with one Drug card from your hand to draw three (3) additional cards.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Skill</maintype>
<type>Skill - Skill Arts</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Flash Suicide - Phone Switcheroo</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
[Sacrifice, Phone Switcheroo]
Sacrifice a creature you control via fatal gunshot.
Scar all opponent creatures, giving them a sight they can't unsee.
All enemy creatures deal half DMG for 2 turns
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Scam</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Horizontal Lynching</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
[Sacrifice, Horizontal Lynching]
When you activate this card, you may sacrifice a creature you control.
If you do, +200 HP and +2 FYT for all creatures of the same faction that are currently in play at activation.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Security Measure</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Flash Suicide - Taste It</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
[Sacrifice, Taste It]
When you activate this card, you may sacrifice a creature
If you do, pick one target creature to scar.
Once scarred, target will deal 'emotional baggage' damage (50 DMG) to all friendly cards for 2 turns.
On the third turn, target creature commits suicide.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Bailout</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Cigarette Bum</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
HP: 400 STR: 4 INT: 3 FYT: 4 NRG: 3 SWG: 2 PSI: 7
[Story Time, How I Became Homeless, It Can Happen To Anyone, Let Me Tell You About My Life]
♦ Every Hive/PinkBean/Rainbow R!ot enemy card becomes inactive for the next two (2) turns.
/Can't Help But Steal/
At end of turn, Cigarette Bum will steal HP from friendly creatures.
This effect cannot kill creatures (stops at 50 HP).
[Broken Liquor Bottle]
Roll a d6.
♦ 125 DMG to a target
♦ If you roll 6, 525 DMG to a target instead.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Patsy</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
<pt>HP: 400 STR: 4 INT: 3 FYT: 4 NRG: 3 SWG: 2 PSI: 7</pt>
<HP>400</HP>
<STR>4</STR>
<INT>3</INT>
<FYT>4</FYT>
<NRG>3</NRG>
<SWG>2</SWG>
<PSI>7</PSI>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Public Computer Access</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 1F
This Buff enters play attached to an active Creature you control.
When the buffed Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
/Got the Info/
Buffed creature gets +2 INT.
Buffed creature also gains the ability to search for a gun card, reveal it, and add it to your Stowed Hand.
This is a creature ability (costs NRG).
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Buff</maintype>
<type>Buff - Boon</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Wet Garbage Ghillie Suit</name>
<text>Rarity: R Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an active Creature you control.
[Smells Like Ulcer Pus] Choose one effect:
♦ The next time equipped creature gets attacked, roll a d6. If 3 or higher, you blend in and dodge all DMG.
♦ Ability to provide cover to Bum Legion 2099 creature when attacked. Deflect an incoming attack and remove one garbage counter.
♦ +50 HP, light armor.
/I Need Garbage/
This card enters play with 5 garbage counters on it.
At the end of your turn, if this card is equipped, remove a garbage counter.
When you remove the last garbage counter, sacrifice this card.
/More Garbage/
You may sacrifice a Food / Trash card in play to add one garbage counter to this card.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Armor</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>The Man with the Golden Voice Obama Redux</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
HP: 175 STR: 4 INT: 6 FYT: 5 NRG: 3 SWG: 5 PSI: 8
[Gratitude and Grace]
Target creature takes 25 DMG
[Straight Gain]
This creature gets +4 STR (permanently) at end of this turn.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>Bum Legion 2099</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Revolutionary</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
<pt>HP: 175 STR: 4 INT: 6 FYT: 5 NRG: 3 SWG: 5 PSI: 8</pt>
<HP>175</HP>
<STR>4</STR>
<INT>6</INT>
<FYT>5</FYT>
<NRG>3</NRG>
<SWG>5</SWG>
<PSI>8</PSI>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Intro to Crisis Acting 101</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
[Honor Roll BANG BANG BANG.. BANGBANGBANG, BANG-BANG!] Pick a creature to enroll in Intro to Crisis Acting 101.
♦ Creature graduates after two (2) turns, and can now make something terrible happen at any location, on command!
♦ Destroy any location card, at will.
♦ Creature retains this skill and may use it once per turn until killed
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Security Measure</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>1-800-WE-HELP-U</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
[1-800-WE-HELP-U]
♦Last four (4) creatures that have died (on either side) are resurrected,
and must spend four (4) turns vacationing on an island in the pacific ocean.
(not visible on Google maps). When vacation ends. the creature return to their owners’ hands.
♦ Both players must discard items in play
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Boobie Trap</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>The Great Reset</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 4F
If you control this card at the end of your turn, it performs your turn's Proselytize at no further cost.
[The Great Reset]
While this card is in play, you may sacrifice it during your turn.
If you do, opponent must discard all cards in hand and remove all cards in play except for ONE (1) card of their choice.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Agenda</maintype>
<type>Agenda - Divine</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>The Museum</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 0F
/History's Tourist/
♦ Hoaxes, tactics and agenda cards do not affect any creatures with less than 6 INT.
♦ Food/Trash items have no negative effects
♦ For each Bum Legion 2099 creature in play, one (1) FEMACUBE³ creature you control gains 25 HP.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Real Estate</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R3" num="132" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/2d/bd/CF3jaU9E_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Red Tape</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to your Think Tank.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved.
When you control no creatures, send this card to discard.
[Infraction]
Target creature gets -3 PSI until your next turn.
The target's controller may deal 150 DMG to the target instead.
That player must put an Item card they control on the bottom of their deck, if possible.
/'Can’t Read. Sorry'/
This card cannot target Bum Legion 2099 Creatures.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Skill</maintype>
<type>Skill - Spy Arts</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R1" num="133" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/dd/a1/C9HY37KC_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>B-rock The Islamic Shock Hussein O-Bomb-Ya</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 3F
HP: 225 STR: 4 INT: 7 FYT: 6 NRG: 1 SWG: 5 PSI: 1
[The Clean-Up]
Deals 625 DMG to all Gross Shift and BRICS creatures on the field.
[Weaponized Problem Solving]
D6 roll:
♦ D1-2 Black Male/Mail: Costs one (1) turn. Invite an enemy creature to a party with
"pizza," "hotdogs," and "walnut sauce." Enemy creature can no longer attack you,
due to some compromising photos of them and Kevin Spacey which must never be made public.
♦ D3-4 False (Black) Flag: Fabricate a terror attack, distracting all enemy creature cards
for one (1) turn (equivalent to 20 years in realtime). Never forget this terror attack. If either player forgets the attack, they forfeit the game.
♦ D5-6 Legalize Something: "If they continue to X while my Y citizens suffer, we WILL
give them street signs!"
Legalize something (anything) totally because it's a good idea
and not a cheap reparation to a group of whiners who are probably deaf! +5 SWG
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Revolutionary</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
<pt>HP: 225 STR: 4 INT: 7 FYT: 6 NRG: 1 SWG: 5 PSI: 1</pt>
<HP>225</HP>
<STR>4</STR>
<INT>7</INT>
<FYT>6</FYT>
<NRG>1</NRG>
<SWG>5</SWG>
<PSI>1</PSI>
</prop>
<set rarity="R3" num="134" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/58/19/DVIaqfZA_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Bruydac</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 0F
[Locational Homogenization]
When this card enters play, name another F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ LOCATION card.
This card becomes a copy of the named card.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Realm</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="135" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/a9/4c/Vw9sOPpN_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Bruydac Lehns-Vult</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 3F
-useless-
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Infomashun</maintype>
<type>Infomashun - Cosmology</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R3" num="136" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/36/8b/6gS4hlaj_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Bruydac Xin Dynasty</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 3F
-useless-
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Infomashun</maintype>
<type>Infomashun - Cosmology</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Bruydac Varyags</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
-useless-
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Infomashun</maintype>
<type>Infomashun - Cosmology</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R1" num="138" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/74/b8/SP5jrvcF_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Bruydac Shizmadu Traces</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 3F
[Scant Trace]
When you play this card, repair stats on all currently in play creatures. Stat buffs remain
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Infomashun</maintype>
<type>Infomashun - Cosmology</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R3" num="139" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/dc/59/3097yaNw_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Bruydac Operations - Sequence I</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 0F/2F
The remainder of the WORDBRIEF is inscribed in Bruydac: Operations - Sequence II
This card must be played concurrently with Bruydac: Operations - Sequence I
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Challenge</maintype>
<type>Challenge - Mission</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F/2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0F/2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R1" num="140" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/58/12/PuMsBbzN_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Bruydac Operations - Sequence II</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 0F/4F
In order to play this card you must also have Bruydac: Operations - Sequence I in your hand.
[F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ CLEAN HORIZON]
Discard both Bruydac: Operations cards:
All non-F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ creatures on both sides of play are destroyed
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Challenge</maintype>
<type>Challenge - Mission</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F/2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0F/2F</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R5" num="141" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/bd/f2/QXlAsfmL_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Evolutionary Paths</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to your Seated Figurehead.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another Creature.
When the attached Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
[Transmutation (Evolutionary Fantasy Draft)]
When you activate this ability, search your newsfeed for a creature card, reveal it, and deploy it to your Active Zone at no cost.
Shuffle your newsfeed. The equipped creature is put on the bottom of its owner's newsfeed. (This leaves your Think Tank empty.)
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Skill</maintype>
<type>Skill - Skill Arts</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="142" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/2e/10/ne2AOW5x_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>NEWSBOP</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
[BOP'd]
♦ 250 DMG to all enemy creatures except those from Tubbos and Cubical Cog Clan (already damaged beyond repair).
♦ Place a Depression Marker on all surviving enemy creatures.
Opponent must pay Universal Basic Income of one (1) Funding Point to remove this marker.
If opponent does not pay, the creatures become Suicidal
(flip a coin every turn, for each Suicidal creature, to see if they continue living or not)
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Bailout</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R5" num="143" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/e9/d8/ya561Cea_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Monkey Terrorists</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 3F
HP: 230 STR: 9 INT: 3 FYT: 9 NRG: 0 SWG: 8 PSI: 0
If one of your opponents controls a Monkey creature when you deploy this card,
you may sacrifice a non-Monkey creature you control.
If you do, create a Skill - Spy Arts token called Monkey Kong Krusade alrady equipped to your Think Tank.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Footsoldier</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
<pt>HP: 230 STR: 9 INT: 3 FYT: 9 NRG: 0 SWG: 8 PSI: 0</pt>
<HP>230</HP>
<STR>9</STR>
<INT>3</INT>
<FYT>9</FYT>
<NRG>0</NRG>
<SWG>8</SWG>
<PSI>0</PSI>
</prop>
<set rarity="R2" num="144" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/16/67/7Lxtel46_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>The Agency of Small Evenly-Distributed Pools of Water</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 3F
/These Puddles Aren't Uniform. Re-Sort/
This card enters play with 5 puddle counters.
Whenever a player shuffles their newsfeed, you may remove a puddle counter.
When this card enters play, each player shuffles their newsfeed.
When you remove the last puddle counter, choose an opposing player.
That player skips their next turn.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Group</maintype>
<type>Group - Cabal</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R1" num="145" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/ea/e5/MMEC4e8a_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>FEMACUBECORPORATEPSYCHEVALUATION Page1</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
[I Know You So Well]
When you play this card, peek at enemy’s next card to be drawn.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Infomashun</maintype>
<type>Infomashun - Possibly Fake/Disinfo</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R1" num="146" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/fe/a3/Z9VOenCb_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>FEMACUBECORPORATEPSYCHEVALUATION Page2</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 3F
[Infomashunal Superiority]
Search your newsfeed for any Infomashun card, reveal it, and add it to your Stowed Hand at no cost.
Shuffle your newsfeed.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Infomashun</maintype>
<type>Infomashun - Possibly Fake/Disinfo</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R2" num="147" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/a9/1e/US3k4ZGP_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>FEMACUBECORPORATEPSYCHEVALUATION Page3</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 3F
When you deploy this card, choose an opponent.
If that player controls a FEMACUBE Creature, roll a d6.
That player loses Funding points equal to the result of the die roll.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Infomashun</maintype>
<type>Infomashun - Possibly Fake/Disinfo</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R3" num="148" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/14/8a/vnFix8z4_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Fake Alien Abduction (Trumanned President)</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
[Executive Order]
When you activate this card, choose Buff, Skill, Tactic, or Plot Twist.
The chosen card type cannot be deployed or activated for the next ten (10) turns.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Bad News</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R5" num="149" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/19/60/Cdhg3NDo_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Fake Iraq (Trumanned President)</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 0F
/Bag Dad/
So long as you control two or more F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ or WarGodz creatures, your Narrative counter is increased by one (1)
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Zone</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R1" num="150" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/68/24/eYYvXxCv_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Fake Moon (Trumanned President)</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 0F
/Real Estate, Fake Moon/
♦ All friendly creatures gain +1 INT and +1 PSI
♦ All creatures with under 4 STR cannot use item
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Zone</type>
<Rarity>R</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="151" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/e2/d8/NqSNGT5T_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>FedFinder HOME ADDRESS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to your Think Tank.
[FedFinder QuikkkSearch]
Choose a player and name a card.
Search that player's newsfeed for the named card.
You may take one copy of the named card from that player's newsfeed and put it in the detained zone for the rest of the game.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Chromeware</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R5" num="152" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/7d/e1/Xpjby17T_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Brain Scorchers</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 3F
HP: 250 STR: 10 INT: 1 FYT: 10 NRG: 5 SWG: 20 PSI: 1
[Hunting Party]
This card deals 275 DMG divided as you choose to up to three target opposing creatures.
[Mutilate Cock]
This card takes 50 Self DMG.
Future attacks do twice as much DMG.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Footsoldier</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
<pt>HP: 250 STR: 10 INT: 1 FYT: 10 NRG: 5 SWG: 20 PSI: 1</pt>
<HP>250</HP>
<STR>10</STR>
<INT>1</INT>
<FYT>10</FYT>
<NRG>5</NRG>
<SWG>20</SWG>
<PSI>1</PSI>
</prop>
<set rarity="R3" num="153" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/cb/13/uMnCcwOE_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Sheeple Scanner</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature you control.
[M.O.V.]
Target Creature takes 125 DMG and can no longer heal.
The targeted Creature loses -3 PSI.
♦ +125 HP to one of your Creatures
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Tool</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R2" num="154" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/93/56/Wvzpzr2b_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Social Media Court</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
iVerdict:
When you activate this card, target an opposing Creature not belonging to D.U.D.E.: Fellas Rising.
Targeted Creature is removed from play and placed at bottom of its owner's deck. That player shuffles their newsfeed.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Scam</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R3" num="155" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/9c/4f/Ws9Ayr1J_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>The Dial-Up Men</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 3F
/No-Call List/
At the end of your turn, add a phone number counter to this card.
When this card has seven or more phone number counters, you may reveal a Weapon card from your hand.
If you do, you win the game.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Group</maintype>
<type>Group - Clique</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R6" num="156" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/26/00/mp6aez6N_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Food</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a target.
[Food]
♦ 100 HP Snack.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Food/Trash</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R1" num="157" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/9f/a7/WpdatTqk_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Lockdown (Low)</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
[LOCKDOWN_DELTA:LOW]
♦ Block the next attack from F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ ot Thin Blue Whine.
OR
♦ Next attack to F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ or Thin Blue Whine deals +50 DMG, as well as destroys all currently held items.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Security Measure</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R1" num="158" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/4d/96/2iKrly5l_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Lockdown (Guarded)</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
LOCKDOWN_DELTA:GUARDED: Check-point!
♦ Choose a creature with less than 5 INT or STR to stall at a FedGov PeaceCheck Docu-sign eStation for (2) turns. Stunned
♦ All enemy creatures that are equipped with a Drug item are arrested and shock prodded, 200 DMG.
When busted, enemy must reveal their Hand and place all Items they control on the bottom of their owner's newsfeed.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Security Measure</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R2" num="159" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/83/79/mSUdnOhU_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Lockdown (Elevated)</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
/Unregistered Tech, ELEVATED:RISK/
While this card is in your Think Tank, opponents may not deploy FAKE TECH cards.
Any player may sacrifice a Tactic card in play or discard one from Hand to end this effect.
[LOCKDOWN_DELTA:ELEVATED]
When you activate this effect, choose an opponent.
That player reveals their hand. You may choose one Item to add to your Stowed Hand and one to send to that player's history.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Security Measure</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Lockdown (High)</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
[LOCKDOWN_DELTA:HIGH]
When you activate this effect, target an opposing active Creature
♦ 2X DMG when attacking this creature;
♦ Opponent may sacrifice the targeted Creature to gain one (1) Funding Point.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Security Measure</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Lockdown (Standard)</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
[LOCKDOWN_DELTA:STANDARD]
♦ Arrest up to three (3) creatures for three (3) turns.
♦ Every turn, flip a coin. If tails, a creature of your enemy's choice is released early.
♦ Confiscate and destroy all firearm item cards
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Security Measure</type>
<Rarity>R</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Mindwipe Pill</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a target.
/Reverse Psychosis/
If this item is used on a creature suffering from Mental Affliction or other retardation-type debuff,
they are reverted to Normal/Good mental status.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Drug</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>NT Mineral Reclamation Asteroid B-73</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 0F
[Neil Armstronk]
While this location is in play, all F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³, Aliens, and D.U.D.E.: Fellas Rising cards have an unlimited supply of Loud Dope to smoke.
♦ +50 HP per turn for above listed factions
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Zone</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Calamity Blast</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a target.
[Calamity Before the Storm]
♦ Must play loud ROCK MUSIC at max volume for ten (10) turns.
♦ 250 DMG to all enemy creatures
♦ 75 DMG to all of your own. You love doing all this fucking math. Oh yeah it also
♦ turns kiddo creatures into vegumtahbles
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Weapon</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>CIA Child Soldier</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 4F
HP: 425 STR: 4 INT: 6 FYT: 2 NRG: 6 SWG: 4 PSI: 6
[Temper Tantrum]
♦ 75 DMG to target active Creature. Flip a coin, if heads, the attack is followed by an additional 200 firearm DMG.
/Gun Control When?/
If CIA Child Soldier is defeated via gunfire. opponent loses two (2) Narrative points.
You may add Gun Control Crisis Boy to play instantly as well.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Footsoldier</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
<pt>HP: 425 STR: 4 INT: 6 FYT: 2 NRG: 6 SWG: 4 PSI: 6</pt>
<HP>425</HP>
<STR>4</STR>
<INT>6</INT>
<FYT>2</FYT>
<NRG>6</NRG>
<SWG>4</SWG>
<PSI>6</PSI>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Sandy Hookers</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 3F
HP: 35 STR: 2 INT: 2 FYT: 1 NRG: 1 SWG: 1 PSI: 1
/They’re Everywhere/
Once the initial cost to play has been paid,
create unlimited duplicate instances of Sandy Hookers on the battlefield at a cost of one (1) Funding Point per.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Patsy</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
<pt>HP: 35 STR: 2 INT: 2 FYT: 1 NRG: 1 SWG: 1 PSI: 1</pt>
<HP>35</HP>
<STR>2</STR>
<INT>2</INT>
<FYT>1</FYT>
<NRG>1</NRG>
<SWG>1</SWG>
<PSI>1</PSI>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Reverse Universe</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 0F
⸮ mǝʜɈ Ɉiʜ :ǝno ʞɔɒɈɈɒ
HEALS ENEMY FOR 25 HP
♦ ⸮niɒϱɒ mǝʜɈ ɈiH :oɯT ʞɔɒɈɈA
HEALS ENEMY FOR 25 HP
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Realm</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>GATE Program</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
[Fast Track]
+50% INT and -50% SWG to all cards in play.
Both players must discard one (1) creature of their choice (accidental 2C-B + ketamine overdose)
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Paradigm Shift</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Gas Station Adrenochrome</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a target.
[I Am Become Vampyr]
♦ 2X DMG for next attack
♦ Drawback: You are now Vampyr. The night beckons, you wane as the moon does.
For the first time ever you can understand the chatter of the bats at nyght.
You resp'nd. An unholy union forms, the thyrst grows evermore as your former self turns weary.
Dread incarnyte, you doth know the eve at which you Feast draws near. When the fang doth sink, there is no turnyng back.
You become the nyght. You own the dark'ness.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Product And/Or Service We Do Enjoy</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Gay Terminator</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 3F
HP: 500 STR: 8 INT: 3 FYT: 4 NRG: 4 SWG: 2 PSI: 2
/Infiltration Gayborg/
For the purpose of receiving buffs/bonuses, this card may identify as one or more of the following factions:
F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³, Rainbow R!ot, Fake Tech, Tantillo SYstems, No Future.
For the purposes of receiving debuffs/penalties, Gy Terminator morphs back into an amorphous blob of Gy mimetic polyalloy,
and identifies only as: Quimp (Neuraloid).
[Faulty Homo Scanner]
Target card in play loses its current Factions and now belongs to Rainbow R!ot
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Nemesis</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
<pt>HP: 500 STR: 8 INT: 3 FYT: 4 NRG: 4 SWG: 2 PSI: 2</pt>
<HP>500</HP>
<STR>8</STR>
<INT>3</INT>
<FYT>4</FYT>
<NRG>4</NRG>
<SWG>2</SWG>
<PSI>2</PSI>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>ChillX Hypo-Pistol</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a target.
One shot pistol. Make sure you hit your mark.
[Medically Chill]
Shoot someone uncool dead in they fo’ head.
♦ Incapacitated for one (1) turn;
♦ Negates the following status effects: Rage; Frenzy; Berserk; Possessed; Fanatic War Cry (Barbarian Only); Ancients’ Valor (Barbarian Only); Batter Up (Brawler Only); Concentrating.
♦ Bestows the following status effects: Enfeebled.
[Addicted to Shooting Myself]
♦ Choose one creature to be incapacitated for five (5) turns.
While incarcerated, this creature takes NO DMG from any source,
no matter how powerful (even nuclear weapons and/or end-of-Universe type cataclysms).
“ChillX. Hypodermic Vibes
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Weapon</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="172" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/fe/ea/MkypRvDu_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>CIA 1 (Dark Red) The Central Information Army</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 0F
[Create New Account]
This location card allows you up to two (2) creature conversions to F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ faction,
allowing creatures to join the agency and benefit from faction specific buffs-
/Agent e-Portal/
When this card enters play, you may target an active F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ creature you control.
If you do, that creature's owner puts it on the bottom of their deck. That player shuffles their newsfeed.
Then you may search your newsfeed for a F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ creature and deploy it at no cost. Shuffle your newsfeed after.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Realm</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>CIA 2 (Dark Blue) The Chief Investigation Agency</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 0F
[Login_Success]
♦ Choose a creature from your hand to perform the hack. This creature is now The Hacker.
♦ As long as this The Hacker is alive, your opponent may not turn any cards face down.
♦ Can view your opponent's hand until this The Hacker is destroyed.
♦ Enemy FEMACUBE creatures deal 2X DMG to The Hacker
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Realm</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>CIA 3 (Dark Green) The Commission of Intelligence Authorization</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 0F
When you deploy this card, choose one of the following effects
[SSN Retcon]
♦ Restat any one (1) creature’s stats.
♦ Maximum of ten (10) total points changed.
♦ Up or down, friend or foe.
♦ Only works on Humanoids. No SSN = no retcon.
OR
[Deed Transfer]
Utilize SSN swapping to reclaim a target property/location card.
If not useful, property can be sold/destroyed for .04 BTC (+350 HP to any target Creature)
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Realm</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Depopulation Killshot</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 4F
If you control this card at the end of your turn, this card performs your turn's Proselytize at no cost.
/Best Interest/
When you deploy this card, players cannot summon creatures for two (2) turns.
♦ BRICS cards are immune to this agenda
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Agenda</maintype>
<type>Agenda - Hoax</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Moralize</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to a Figurehead you control.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another Creature.
When the attached Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
[Try My Shoes On] Empathize with my fucked up worldview.
♦ Flip a coin.
If heads, Target creature is persuaded to no longer attack or use abilities which deal damage.
If tails, Target creature loses one (1) turn for re-typing argument several times before posting.
If coin lands perfectly on its edge (S.U.C.C.E.S.S.+): your argument was so great that target gives up and joins your side
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Skill</maintype>
<type>Skill - Spy Arts</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Poison Pen</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an active Creature you control.
This Item equips for a 1F cost to an active Item you control.
[Sign Here]
Inject an enemy creature with Poison Pen.
♦ All moves take twice as long to complete due to onset of inexplicable dementia-like symptoms.
/Can I Borrow That?/
While this card is equipped to an Item card you control, you may donate both cards to an opponent.
If you do, that player skips their next turn.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Gimmick</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>'Nati Pop</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 4F
If you control this card at the end of your turn, this card performs your turn's Proselytize at no cost.
At the beginning of your turn, you may select one of the following effects to broadcast.
/Grrrlboss Respect/
Until your next turn, any time your opponent attacks one of your creatures, he must say forgive me, Queen".
If he forgets to do this, the attack fails and the opponent’s creature takes 100 DMG.
Place a Misogynist counter on the attacker, if male.
/Grrrlboss Appreciate/
Your opponent must pay you 1F per turn for every female creature you “control",
OR 1F per turn for each male creature he controls, whichever is higher.
Misogynists cost TWO 2 coins.
/Grrrlboss Protect/
Your Intelligentsia creatures are invulnerable.
/Grrrlboss Empower/
F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ and Rainbow R!ot creatures you control get +2 FYT,
stat gain is permanent (the state-run media apparatus defends everything they say and do, no matter how demonic)
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Agenda</maintype>
<type>Agenda - Hoax</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Demonic Centrifuge</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a target.
[Say Hello to HEK 293 for Me]
Any creatures in play with less than 100 HP are consumed.
Their remaining health is added to a creature of your choice.
/Bad Deal/
Equipped creature gets -4 SWG
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Chromeware</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Airplane Mass Shooting Tutorial Mission</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
ON CHALLENGE COMPLETION, COLLECT 500 TERROR POINTs
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Challenge</maintype>
<type>Challenge - Tutorial Mission</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Commonplace Cannibalism</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 4F
If you control this card at the end of your turn, this card performs your turn's Proselytize at no cost.
/Succulent Cuts/
When you deploy this card, target an active Creature you control.
That Creature gains: "The next time this Creature deals DMG, it gains that much HP.
If creature has consumed Gas Station Adrenochrome, and their attack deals a killing blow- the target creature’s max HP is added to your creature’s HP."
/THERE’S NO BASEMENT!/
When you deploy this card, Truther cards cannot be played for four (4) turns.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Agenda</maintype>
<type>Agenda - Hoax</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Credible Threat Generator</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to your Think Tank.
When you control no Creatures, send this card to your history.
/Threat Detected/
When this card is played, roll a d6. Target opponent receives 100 TERROR POINTS multiplied by the result of the die roll.
/Public Interest/
Whenever an opponent gains TERROR POINTS,
on your next turn your Thin Blue Whine/F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ creatures may attack an additional time.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Chromeware</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>DigiSnitch</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
[I’m Telling]
Snitch on an opponent’s non-F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ creature causing JailDeath.
You must also destroy one of your own non-F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ creatures, should you have any.
/Counter-Telling/
If opponent has FedGov MyBuddy Mobile in hand, they may tattle first and shut it down-
locking up one of your creatures without consequence
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Bad News</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Daylight Savings</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a target.
[Days Past]
♦ Creature card becomes immobile for three (3) turns. Heals 150 HP per turn during this period.
♦ Any incoming damage is doubled.
♦ Can slip this drug into a STR 7-or-higher creature's trail mix as a cruel prank.
♦ "Why would you drug me with 25-i bro my dog just died you know I'm gonna have a bad trip
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Drug</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>The FEMACUBE³</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 0F
/C.U.B.E.D.³/
The key to effective gnance can be found in the Law of Triples.
♦ When this card enter play, one (1) F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ card may be used three times this turn.
[Safely Sleeping]
♦ Put any number of your active creatures into a medically induced coma;
♦ Comatose creatures may not act, but also do not take DMG.
♦ Wake creature(s) at any time; but only all at once.
♦ Regardless of number of comatose creatures, this ability costs one (1) Funding Point per turn
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Realm</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>IRS Stormtrooper</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 3F
HP: 650 STR: 8 INT: 5 FYT: 8 NRG: 4 SWG: 8 PSI: 6
[Dog The Dog Hunter]
Instant kill on dogs, 2X DMG on dog-owning creatures.
[6 AM Knock-Knock]
Severe 6am beating.
♦ 300 DMG on first use, 200 DMG following. He’s already awake.
[Mine Until You Pay]
♦ Steal any item or tactic card from your opponent’s hand;
♦ Opponent may pay one (1) Funding Point to retrieve.
♦ If opponent does pay, send that card to its owner's history
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Footsoldier</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
<pt>HP: 650 STR: 8 INT: 5 FYT: 8 NRG: 4 SWG: 8 PSI: 6</pt>
<HP>650</HP>
<STR>8</STR>
<INT>5</INT>
<FYT>8</FYT>
<NRG>4</NRG>
<SWG>8</SWG>
<PSI>6</PSI>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Trumanning the President</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 4F
If you control this card at the end of your turn, this card performs your turn's Proselytize at no cost.
/Instant Presidentification/
Turn one of the creatures you control into The President of the United States.
This stays in effect until creature is destroyed.
The POTUS can “pardon” any one (1) of your own cards from being discarded per turn
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Agenda</maintype>
<type>Agenda - Futile</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Wave Check Point</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
Both players roll d6.
[d1-d3] “Roast Ya Shit”:
♦ All creatures -3 SWG, bring next item card in deck into hand. Shuffle.
[d4-d5] “Type Wavey”:
♦ 25 Emotional DMG and +2 SWG to all creatures. Gain 1 Narrative Point.
[d6] “Silver Surfer”:
♦ Revive last slain creature, +300 HP to max HP. Ignore funding points next turn
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Sudden Death</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Gay Gun Control Crisis Boy</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 3F
HP: 150 STR: 2 INT: 6 FYT: 2 NRG: 7 SWG: 2 PSI: 6
/Achilles Heel/
♦ Immune to Guns DMG.
♦ 6X Molest DMG.
[Shame on You]
♦ 225 DMG to one target
♦ Stuns all opponent Whypeepo for one (1) turn;
♦ D.U.D.E: Fellas Rising cards are immune to this Gay Boy
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Revolutionary</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
<pt>HP: 150 STR: 2 INT: 6 FYT: 2 NRG: 7 SWG: 2 PSI: 6</pt>
<HP>150</HP>
<STR>2</STR>
<INT>6</INT>
<FYT>2</FYT>
<NRG>7</NRG>
<SWG>2</SWG>
<PSI>6</PSI>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Gifted Children's Research Program</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 4F
If you control this card at the end of your turn, this card performs your turn's Proselytize at no cost.
/Full Potential Realization Event (FPRE)/
When you deploy this card,
♦ Destroy an enemy creature card of the ‘Revolutionary’ subtype.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Agenda</maintype>
<type>Agenda - Futile</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Elite Bomb Shelter</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 0F
/Platinum Prestige Protection/
Place up to three (3) creatures in Elite Bomb Shelter to protect them from DMG.
♦ Sheltered creatures can still use abilities inside Elite Bomb Shelter,
but they cannot affect the outside world (they may heal each other, apply buffs/lotion, charge attacks for a later turn, etc.)
♦ Elite Bomb Shelter has 2000 HP, if destroyed it will kill all occupants instantly.
♦ Bomb Shelter takes 0.25X DMG from explosive attacks (resistant). Can be lockpicked;
♦ Moving creatures into/out of Elite Bomb Shelter takes one (1) full turn.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Zone</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Homeland Security Sexual Threat Scale</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 4F
If you control this card at the end of your turn, this card performs your turn's Proselytize at no cost.
/Condemnation/
If this card is in your Hand and an opponent plays a gay card or one belonging to Rainbow R!ot, you may reveal this card.
If you do, all enemy Rainbow R!ot cards take 250 PSI DMG from having their covers blown.
This ability may be used more than one time per game.
/Hetero Iron Dome/
Whenever the opponent wishes to play a Rainbow R!ot card,
they must show you the card first and wait one (1) additional turn before playing it.
[Roundup]
Two (2) enemy Rainbow R!ot cards are arrested and unable to act for two (2) turns.
This ability may only be used one (1) time per game
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Agenda</maintype>
<type>Agenda - Futile</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>FEMACUBE Vivisection Colony 821a Major</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 0F
/Fun Colony 821a Major Facts #1/
♦ Non-F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ creatures with a STR of 5 or lower are immobilized and cannot attack
(may still use non-physical abilities).
[Fun Colony 821a Major Facts #2]
♦ Sacrifice a creature to vivisect it. A friendly F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ creature may absorb its stats and HP
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Realm</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Forced Sterilization</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 4F
If you control this card at the end of your turn, this card performs your turn's Proselytize at no cost.
/Eugenius/
Players can't deploy a Creature unless they sacrifice one already in play.
This penalty does not apply to F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ or Rainbow Riot creatures.
/Monsanto for Humans/
You cannot play strong or beautiful creatures. (This means Creatures with STR or SWG stats at 10 or greater).
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Agenda</maintype>
<type>Agenda - Hoax</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Terrorist Training Simulator</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
[The League Of Legends]
♦ +50 DMG boost and MAX FYT for three (3) turns for a target creature
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Ability</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Water Crisis</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
[Do Something]
Discard your Hand and draw that many cards.
If you did not get two (2) The Hive cards or two (2) Team PinkBean cards,
you may repeat this process.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Bad News</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>What to Do If There’s a Shooter</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 3F
-useless-
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Infomashun</maintype>
<type>Infomashun - Canon Event</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>World Health Organization Satellite Realm B</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 0F
/Common Intergalactic STIs/
HIV:VE:
♦ Any female creature adjacent to another female creature is marked for death (destroyed after five (5) turns).
Antenna Warts:
♦ Any biological creature adjacent to an Aliens faction creature attacks a random target every turn for five (5) turns.
WHOoties:
♦ Turn all Male Human creatures facedown. They're useless but they take up space and cannot be replaced
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Location</maintype>
<type>Location - Realm</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>0F</FundingCost>
<manacost>0</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Israeli Art Student</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 3F
HP: 150 STR: 5 INT: 8 FYT: 7 NRG: 4 SWG: 3 PSI: 8
[Krav Maga Temper Tantrum]
♦ Israeli Art Student deals 75 DMG to any attacking creature for the next three (3) turns;
♦ Reduce incoming DMG by 50%.
[Embedded Asset]
Opponent must reveal to you the next three (3) cards from his Draw Pile and may not look at them himself.
/He's with Us/
Cannot be attacked by Thin Blue Whine or F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ creatures.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Guy</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
<pt>HP: 150 STR: 5 INT: 8 FYT: 7 NRG: 4 SWG: 3 PSI: 8</pt>
<HP>150</HP>
<STR>5</STR>
<INT>8</INT>
<FYT>7</FYT>
<NRG>4</NRG>
<SWG>3</SWG>
<PSI>8</PSI>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Lazarus Rejuvenation</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to a target.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another Creature.
When the attached Creature leaves play, send this card to discard.
[Unholy Gravebirth]
Use this card to ‘clone’ one of your F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ creatures from your discard pile.
Cloned card is destroyed again five (5) turns later, due to instability of biostasis matrix
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Skill</maintype>
<type>Skill - Skill Arts</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>False Flag Attack</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
Just As Planned:
Choose any opponent-controlled creature.
That creature murders the creature next to it, and one (1) randomly selected creature you control,
♦ Place a Gun Control counter on all of your opponent's creatures.
A creature suffering from the Gun Control debuff cannot attack with projectile weapons
(even if majicka-based or otherwise clearly not involving a gun);
♦ Opponent may pay two (2) Funding Points to purchase black market weapons (all Gun Control counters removed).
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Bad News</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>FOSTER, TERRY Incident Report 1a</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 3F
-useless-
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Infomashun</maintype>
<type>Infomashun - Possibly Fake/Disinfo</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>FOSTER, TERRY Incident Report 1b</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 3F
-useless-
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Infomashun</maintype>
<type>Infomashun - Possibly Fake/Disinfo</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>FOSTER, TERRY Incident Report 1c</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 3F
-useless-
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Infomashun</maintype>
<type>Infomashun - Possibly Fake/Disinfo</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>3F</FundingCost>
<manacost>3</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>3</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>FunVax</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 1F
This Debuff enters play attached to your Think Tank.
When you control no Creatures, send this card to discard.
[Clean Slate]
When you activate this effect, ipe the table of all tactics, challenges, debuffs, buffs, plot twists, and skills.
Draw two (2) additional cards and add to Look Hand.
-> all creatures stunned for one (1) turn. Get the nasty out
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Buff</maintype>
<type>Debuff - Neggastat</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>G.I.D.</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
[Cut Open all of the Basketballs at the County Rec Center]
♦ Stun an opposing active Creature for two (2) turns.
♦ -$300, 10 basketballs
♦ -$18, 87 grade gasoline.
[Give Your Dog Ringworm]
♦ Enemy stunned for one (1) turn.
♦ 300 DMG to any pet/animal creature.
[Delete All of Your Enemy's Contacts]
♦ Put an enemy creature card to the side-
it is isolated from team effects, such as friendly healing, buffs, faction, synergies, etc.
♦ Isolated card can still attack and use abilities- just none that affect/ involve other friendly cards
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Precaution</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Let’s Start Over</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to your Think Tank.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved.
When you control no Creatures, send this card to discard.
[Do-Over]
If you are only five (5) turns into the game, you can activate this card to restart the game.
You're kind of a bitch for doing it though
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Skill</maintype>
<type>Skill - Spy Arts</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>MegaNet You're Gonna Love This Net™</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 4F
HP: 600 STR: 4 INT: 8 FYT: 2 NRG: 7 SWG: 6 PSI: 9
[Reboot - - - Net-Wide Data Outage]
All unequipped Skill cards and unused Tactic cards in play are sent to their owner's history.
OR-testing-
Target opponent must turn all cards in play face-down.
That player must make game decisions from memory. If they perform an action wrong (you can check the cards),
turn that card face-up and it is stunned for the rest of the turn.
[Adversary (User) Detected - - - Black I.C.E.]
Target opponent reveals their Hand. That player cannot deploy Fake Tech Item cards for ten turns.
When their Hand is revealed, that player may discard all Item cards in Hand to remove the turn limit immediately.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Nemesis</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
<pt>HP: 600 STR: 4 INT: 8 FYT: 2 NRG: 7 SWG: 6 PSI: 9</pt>
<HP>600</HP>
<STR>4</STR>
<INT>8</INT>
<FYT>2</FYT>
<NRG>7</NRG>
<SWG>6</SWG>
<PSI>9</PSI>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Power Plant Meltdown</name>
<text>Rarity: R3 Funding Cost: 1F
When you activate this card, send all Agendas and Tactics in play to the discard. This effect applies to all players.
/Stage 4 Mutation/
The heat, radiation, and bioslime-line craters that pockmark the battlefield gives creature cards gross mutations and cancer.
♦ All creatures get -3 STR, -2 INT, +2 NRG, +3 PSI;
♦ Causes Terminally Ill Effect -25 Poison DMG per turn for the rest of the creature’s life
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Plot Twist</maintype>
<type>Plot Twist - Bad News</type>
<Rarity>R3</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>1</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Protection Threat</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to your Think Tank.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another Creature.
When you control no creatures, send this card to discard.
Annoying Shit:
As long as this card remains equipped, whenever an opponent draws a card, flip a coin.
If heads, that player's Seated Figurehead takes 25 threat DMG.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Skill</maintype>
<type>Skill - Spy Arts</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Robocall from the President</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
[Dad] never loved [you]
Target an active opposing Creature.
♦ Reduce its INT by 5.
♦ 25 Emotional DMG.
Flip a coin:
♦ If heads, destroy the targeted creature
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Precaution</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Sequencing Database</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 1F
This Skill equips for a 1F cost to your Think Tank.
Once equipped, this Skill cannot be moved to another Creature.
When you control no Creatures, send this card to discard.
[Insider Knowledge]
Have your opponent fan out their hand (the back of the cards still facing you).
Select one card from their hand. Your opponent must recite the effect and/or description of the card
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Skill</maintype>
<type>Skill - Skill Arts</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>1F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Sheeple Chipper</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a target.
[Ahoy Matey!]
Pick two (2) target opposing active creatures to chip.
♦ Sheeple = Chipped: You may now locate these creatures no matter where they are;
search opponent’s discard/draw piles if need be, just find them!
♦ Disable Saliva: Target creature can no longer heal via consumables.
♦ Disable Fingers: Target creature is incapable of using items.
♦ Disable Balls and Penis: Target creature can no longer perform sex or rape attacks (can still get fucked)
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Tool</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Targeted Individual Database</name>
<text>Rarity: R2 Funding Cost: 4F
If you control this card at the end of your turn, this card performs your turn's Proselytize at no cost.
/Good Mind Games/
five (5) turns after Targeted Individual Database is put into play,
all enemy creature cards fall victim to a twisted government mental harassment scheme (or so they want to think)
♦ Enemy creatures currently in play are now Gangstalked
♦ Gangstalked debuff Reduces STR and PSI by half (½) of their original values. Round up if necessary
/My Good Reality/
Thanks to the Targeted Individual Database,
all friendly creatures currently suffering from the Gangstalked debuff are now instead endowed with the Goodstalked buff.
♦ Your best friends are watching you perform-uplifting +2 boost to STR
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Agenda</maintype>
<type>Agenda - Futile</type>
<Rarity>R2</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Targeted Mutations</name>
<text>Rarity: R1 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a FEMACUBE³ Creature you control.
[Deformation Mutation Compensation]
Add five (5) points to any stat and subtract five (5) points from any stat until end of turn
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Drug</type>
<Rarity>R1</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Schtephen Hawkin</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 4F
HP: 150 STR: 2 INT: 10 FYT: 2 NRG: 6 SWG: 3 PSI: 7
[The Only 'God' that Exists, is ME]
Search your deck until you find three (3) cards from any of the following factions:
The Hive, Whypeepo, Cubicle Cog Clan (CCC), Intelligentsia, Team PinkBean.
Play all three (3) cards for the price of one (1) (use lowest card cost to determine).
[Event Horizon SuperFuckingPickleRickAssBlaster]
♦ 50 DMG, applied six (6) time to the same target.
♦ Small chance to spawn Schmevphen Wharkeng, a Schtephen Hawkin from another alternate universe that
the black hole is connected to. Schmevphen Wharkeng is neither a scientist nor kill-bot,
here he's a 'campig'- which is basically a celebrity
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Nemesis</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
<pt>HP: 150 STR: 2 INT: 10 FYT: 2 NRG: 6 SWG: 3 PSI: 7</pt>
<HP>150</HP>
<STR>2</STR>
<INT>10</INT>
<FYT>2</FYT>
<NRG>6</NRG>
<SWG>3</SWG>
<PSI>7</PSI>
</prop>
<set rarity="R4" num="217" picURL="https://images2.imgbox.com/bc/03/09IUsmb9_o.jpg">D02</set>
<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Caged Ragist</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 5F
HP: 450 STR: 4 INT: 6 FYT: 6 NRG: 5 SWG: 2 PSI: 9
[Ragist Prison Break]
Before Caged Ragist can be put into play, you must destroy his cage.
♦ Cage has 550 HP. Exteremist RageFuck: Free at last!
♦ When unleashed, 400 DMG to target opposing active Creature
♦ Entire enemy team stunned for two 2 turns (D.U.D.E: Fellas Rising, Psychos, Aliens and Daytona Indians are Immune).
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Nemesis</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>5F</FundingCost>
<manacost>5</manacost>
<pt>HP: 450 STR: 4 INT: 6 FYT: 6 NRG: 5 SWG: 2 PSI: 9</pt>
<HP>450</HP>
<STR>4</STR>
<INT>6</INT>
<FYT>6</FYT>
<NRG>5</NRG>
<SWG>2</SWG>
<PSI>9</PSI>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>FedGov MyBuddy Mobile</name>
<text>Rarity: R4 Funding Cost: 2F
This Tactic enters play face-up in your Think Tank. You may activate its effect at any time.
[You Got A Friend In Me]
Target an opposing active Creature.
♦ Terror Level is escalated to ESCALATED, players receive double TERROR POINTS
♦ Target creature now receives 3X DMG from F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ attacks.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Tactic</maintype>
<type>Tactic - Scam</type>
<Rarity>R4</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>0</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Resonant Mesh</name>
<text>Rarity: R5 Funding Cost: 4F
HP: 850 STR: 9 INT: 5 FYT: 8 NRG: 10 SWG: 9 PSI: 7
/Resonate Assemble/
This creature must assemble itself taking one (1) turn.
All item cards with metal components (Firearms, Tech, Swords etc.) are commandeered by Resonant Mesh until it is destroyed.
[The Force (Magnetic)]
♦ 900 DMG
♦ Flip a coin. If heads: all enemy creatures are stunned from impact for one (1) turn.
[Envelop Reincorce]
Envelop a creature card, adding it to Resonant Mesh's mass.
♦ Only works WITH >15% metal content (Robots, cybords, girls with piercings etc.)
♦ Resonant Mesh STR Boosted by one (1) point for every enveloped creature
♦ When Resonant Mesh is destroyed, all enveloped creatures are freed with full HP.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Creature</maintype>
<type>Creature - Nemesis</type>
<Rarity>R5</Rarity>
<FundingCost>4F</FundingCost>
<manacost>4</manacost>
<pt>HP: 850 STR: 9 INT: 5 FYT: 8 NRG: 10 SWG: 9 PSI: 7</pt>
<HP>850</HP>
<STR>9</STR>
<INT>5</INT>
<FYT>8</FYT>
<NRG>10</NRG>
<SWG>9</SWG>
<PSI>7</PSI>
</prop>
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<tablerow>2</tablerow>
</card>
<card>
<name>Lab Red Keycard</name>
<text>Rarity: R6 Funding Cost: 2F
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a target.
/1 of 1 of 1/
Each player may only have one (1) copy maximum of this card in their deck.
[RED_9// Access Granted]
You enter RED Level 9 of PhozeComm labs, freely taking what you please.
Search through entire enemy deck, plunder up to five (5) cards, add to your Look Hand.
That player shuffles their newsfeed.
</text>
<prop>
<Faction>FEMACUBE³</Faction>
<maintype>Item</maintype>
<type>Item - Tool</type>
<Rarity>R6</Rarity>
<FundingCost>2F</FundingCost>
<manacost>2</manacost>
</prop>
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<tablerow>1</tablerow>
</card>
</cards>
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