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Card Specs
| Category | Specification |
|---|---|
| Card Type | Item - Weapon |
| Faction | Fake Tech |
| Rarity | R3 |
| Funding Cost | 2F |
Rules Text
This Item equips for a 1F cost to a Creature card you control.
[30 Ministrokes Per Second] Zap!
-4 SWG;
50 Piss DMG;
75 Shit DMG;
(125 total Piss and Shit DMG);
Target loses ability to speak/think. Faction affiliation stripped—no longer receives faction-specific buffs;
Target creature will be placed in nursing home four (4) turns after casting (you’ll die here). Destroy the creature at the end of the four turns.
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